Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer Engaged! True Blood Romance Blossoms in Real Life

5 08 2009
anna paquin and stephen moyer engaged

anna paquin and stephen moyer engaged

True Blood co-stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are engaged – according to!

The pair have apparently been dating since February.

First, I thought it was going to be Bill/ Stephen Moyer converting Sookie/ Anna Paquin – but apparently Anna’s pulled one on Stephen….

Im not a big fan of Anna Paquin in True Blood….. I just find her annoying.

Wonder if Sookie and Bill will look just as awkward in real life as they do on  screen….

Hell’s Kitchen Fight: Joseph versus Ramsey. What happened?

29 07 2009

Last week, Hell’s Kitchen viewers were in for a treat: during the elimination round, when chef Gordon Ramsey turns to the men’s team’s leader Joseph and demands the names of the two men up for elimination, and the reasons why they were nominated, Joseph throws the mother-of-all hissy fits. Viewers watched as the hot-headed Joseph ripped off his apron, proclaiming that he “ain’t no bitch”. He then gets right up in Ramsey’s face and the two men stare each other down. Just as the threat of violence was escalating, the show’s credits roll and viewers were left hanging for a week.

The previews for today’s episodes clearly misled the audience (don’t they always?) into believing that some major shit was about to hit the fan at Hell’s Kitchen. We saw firemen, heard sirens, and it was pretty much implied that Joseph was burning the place down.

But what did we get instead? About an extra minute of stare down between Joseph and Ramsey, followed by Ramsey kicking his ass off the show.Cut to Joseph nervously smoking outside, and proclaiming that any kitchen would be honored to have him work for them. Riiiiiight.

What was the hoopla about the fire alarm, and the rush of firemen to the Hell’s Kitchen dorms? Just another marketing ploy to lure viewers (esp. new ones, like me) into watching tonight’s new episode.
Absolutely nothing of importance happened. The fire alarm that went down was just a midnight drill to wake up the contestants and challenge them to prepare a meal for firemen since, according to Ramsey, they’re the epitome of preparation + teamwork.

Once again, we’ve been duped…
Dion Roy (Music) / @dionroy

Horror Director David Slade Chosen for Third “Twilight” Installment

23 04 2009

While every girl aged 14-18 liked, loved, “OMG”-ed the Twilight movie, being a connoisseur of sorts of horror/vampire movies, I couldn’t really have been more disappointed. Apparently a teeny-bopping pixie is what a vampire is nowadays, and I don’t get it. And you know what? I don’t want to get it – give me Bram Stoker, give me John Carpenter…Hell, give me Anne Rice! – but for the love of Christmas not a jeweled fairy boy “vampire” from Twilight!! With that off my chest, I must say that I am very happy that a director worth his stones (David Slade) who you may know from “30 Days and Nights” is going to be directing the third installment of the massive pixie fairy dust vampire franchise known as Twilight. Let’s hope that the 3rd time is in fact, the charm.

Director David Slade of "30 Days of Night" and "Hard Candy" Fame

Director David Slade of "30 Days of Night" and "Hard Candy" Fame

smurf you – they are on their way back.

15 06 2008

Los Angeles (E! Online) – Children of the ’80s, take note: There’s something smurftastic brewing in Hollywood.

Columbia Pictures and Sony Pictures Animation have scooped up the big-screen rights to the Smurfs and are on track to develop a hybrid live action/animated film based on the three-apple-high beings.

Papa SmurfSmurfette and the rest of the blue-hued crew will be computer-rendered in the flick, which filmmakers hope launches a movie franchise.

Created by Pierre Culliford, aka Peyo, in 1958, Les Schtroumpfs began as minor comic-book characters before branching out into ubiquitous merchandising efforts and as NBC’s Emmy-winning Smurfs cartoon, which ran from 1981-90.

Davids Stem and Weiss, the family-friendly scribes behind Shreks 2 and 3, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius and The Rugrats Movie, are in talks to write.

Sounds positively smurfsational!

Captivity – you’re off the hook for worst movie ever – Hello Black Christmas

7 09 2007

10m.jpg IMDB says “”An escaped maniac returns to his childhood home on Christmas Eve, which is now a sorority house, and begins to murder the sorority sisters one by one. A remake of the 1974 horror movie””

DION says – It takes talent to make a movie of this magnitude. butt magnitude. I think Ally Macbeal had more suspense than this hunk of crap. Please heed my warning, this movie is to be destroyed if you ever cross its path. If you are interested in seeing this movie, I suggest opting for the 1974 Glen Morgan version and bypassing the Michelle Trachtenberg acting spectacle.

Stupid Idiots

Did you know? A group of idiot girls being pursued by a serial killer with bad camera angles are more prone to horrible deaths.

The worst movie ever – “Captivity” 2007 with Elisha Cuthbert

20 08 2007

The absolute worst movie ever. seriously. I didnt think that Elisha could be in a worse role than as Kim in 24, but alas, its been done. Think of Saw meets “really bad” and then think worse.

Please, can I have 2 hours of my life back. That movie really should have had a sucks-a-lot warning.

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Look at the stylish large robe. It was on sale at marshalls I bet. Lucky dog.