Captivity – you’re off the hook for worst movie ever – Hello Black Christmas

7 09 2007

10m.jpg IMDB says “”An escaped maniac returns to his childhood home on Christmas Eve, which is now a sorority house, and begins to murder the sorority sisters one by one. A remake of the 1974 horror movie””

DION says – It takes talent to make a movie of this magnitude. butt magnitude. I think Ally Macbeal had more suspense than this hunk of crap. Please heed my warning, this movie is to be destroyed if you ever cross its path. If you are interested in seeing this movie, I suggest opting for the 1974 Glen Morgan version and bypassing the Michelle Trachtenberg acting spectacle.

Stupid Idiots

Did you know? A group of idiot girls being pursued by a serial killer with bad camera angles are more prone to horrible deaths.
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